"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"


band camp be like



F is for forte, get your shit together
U is for u need practice
N is no, you can’t have a water break, why do you even ask this

My legs are gorgeous they’re covered in blotches and grass-allergy results and bug bites I’m hot I’m gonna go to band camp in a sports bra a barely shirt and short shorts tomorrow hell yea hell yea

I got bit by over 40,000 bugs at guard and it isn’t even the first day of camp shoot me


if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be


a man types his facebook status.

"Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!"

fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.

their penises have all vanished.

it is December 1. 

No D December has begun.

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